鳥--不舉成名天下知

統整一下罷了...

[進步]

經過人類數千年來的文化演進，                                                   
                                                                               
我們非常欣喜的看到男性求偶能力的進步：                                         
                                                                               
                                                                               
「 從拿棍棒打女性的腦袋，演進到用龜頭敲自己的鍵盤。」

[如果E.T.這部片有傳達什麼]

如果E.T.這部電影有傳達些什麼，                                                 
                                                                               
那就是地球上唯一不會伸出下體來做第三類接觸的雄性動物，                         
                                                                               
只有外星人和小男孩。                                                           
                                                                               
                                                                               
（但驚聲尖笑也告訴我們，有些外星人是用手指便溺的）   

「那個誰誰誰 」

那個誰誰誰要真的有他自己說的那麼好、那麼真誠，                                 
                                                                               
早就應該被別的誰誰誰把走了吧。                                                 
                                                                               
                                                                               
還有時間在網路上跟你推薦誰誰誰他自己？                                         
                                                                               
                                                                                                                                               
                                                                               
Roger說的好：「現在的社會沒有懷才不遇，只有能力不足。」XD 

[那個誰誰誰續]

那個誰誰誰說他以前有多愛誰誰誰和誰誰誰，但總是不被珍惜或沒有好結果。           
                                                                               
                                                                               
其實，要不是誰誰誰根本就沒他說的那麼愛，                                       
                                                                               
不然就是他根本不知道怎樣對待他心愛的人，                                       
                                                                               
                                                                               
再怎麼換對象也是一樣的下場。                                                   
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
我說：「哪有什麼剛好被你撿到一個情深意重的人，你確定遇人不淑的是他？」

[炫耀這回事]

  你有錢很好啊，愛一直講出來也沒關係，                                                               
                                                                               
  最大的優點，                                                                 
                                                                               
  就是你老是找不到對象時，或是對象離你而去時，                                                   
                                                                               
  可以輕易的排除你經濟的問題了！

[兩人相處]

兩人相處，                                                                     
總是會有大大小小的歧見跟爆點。                                                 
                                                                               
如果你覺得怎麼兩個人問題越來越大其實也是正常的，                               
因為本來我們就會先挑好解決的先解決。                                           
                                                                               
                                                                               
但繼續相處下去，難解決的就會越來越凸顯，                                       
到最後還是得解決，很難擱著然後就一輩子視而不見。                               
                                                                               
就像太空梭返航一樣，要平安降落前卻是最危險的大氣層

[命中註定]

哪有命中註定在一起的伴侶，                                               
                                                                               
那都是選擇過後的結果。                                                       
                                                                               
                                                                               
只有家人才會是命中註定屬於你的、沒得選的，                                     
                                                                               
只不過是命中註定的支持還是必須踩過的關卡就不一定了。    

[是這樣的]

是這樣的，                                                                     
雖然你對我好像關心又主動，                                                     
但對我的家人或朋友卻總感覺畫了到鴻溝。                                         
                                                                               
                                                                               
我怎麼知道你是真的想要跟我一起生活，                                           
還是只是想要在你的生活中擺個我？

[是這樣的]續

你很愛邀我去參與你朋友的活動，                                                 
卻總是說跟我的朋友在一起不自在有些勉強能不參加最好。                           
                                                                               
                                                                               
那麼我怎麼能相信當我們需要有人調整或犧牲時，你會是願意退讓的那一個？

[回頭]

類是沒有辦法完全回頭的種族，                                                 
無論背後有的是傷口還是光芒，                                                   
你轉頭都只能瞧見過往留下的足跡，然後正視前方繼續邁進。  

[一廂情願]

我還是覺得只是因為一直愛著你所以無法愛上其他人以至於一輩子一對一是太過一廂情願

[一廂情願續]

所以我認為，想要愛或被愛得長久，                                               
還是會跟你選擇的人或者你自己的人格特質有關。                                   
                                                                               
                                                                               
他是否令人放心？你是否令人放心？

[一廂情願再續]

什麼叫做對的人？                                                               
                                                                               
我認為「他自己本身對」可以佔到六十，                                           
                                                                               
「剛好適合你」佔三十，時間剛剛好，也至少要佔十     

[吸引]

替身使者是會互相吸引的。當覺得身邊都是豬頭的時候，就該是照鏡子的時候了。

[改變]

人會改變，                                                                     
通常都不是因為別人，而是因為自己。                                             
                                                                               
所以如果一個人自己沒有感到挫折或重大失敗，就不用期待他會改變

[改變續]

尤其以為愛就會改變一個人更詭異，你讓他用原來樣貌獲得你的愛，他為啥要改？

[改變再續]

好啦也許你說有的人會在還沒有遭到挫折時因為承諾或自覺而改變，                   
                                                                               
但你認識的那個人有這麼堅定或這麼懂得自我提昇嗎？